Subway Wanker Gets Off

Dan Hoyt, the pervert that got busted by cameraphone for masturbating on the NYC subway got off in a different way this week — receiving just two years’ probation for the crime. Unsurprisingly, he confirms an earlier profile by again proving he’s a complete jackass:

Has he really changed?

I asked Hoyt an aching question. One that no amount of public humiliation or court-ordered therapy seems to have wrested from his mind: Did your victim secretly want it?

“She may hate me. She may like me and want to go home with me,” Hoyt said, to my amazement.

This comes despite his lawyer insisting that “therapy is removing these kinds of thoughts from Hoyt’s mind,” and Hoyt helpfully pointing out to the judge in the case that it’s illegal to take pictures in the subway. Yeah, because that’s so much more offensive than what you like to do, buddy.

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